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We Rule Middle School is a song by Midnight Thunder.

StructureEdit

The song reflects about how the band wishes to be the rulers of middle school,so they write a song about it. It is also a cover of Smosh song We Rule High School.

Music VideoEdit

The band gets off the school bus,fresh off a world tour and beginning a very boring day. They are then pulled aside by an unseen principal,who tells the band to make an introductory music video for upcoming seventh graders. They do this,and show to sixth graders at Bounce. They cheer them off the stage.

LyricsEdit

Middle school is pretty crap!

So we’re gonna teach you with this hecka cool rap

How to survive your first year in school

To be like us and be super cool!

If you want to be cool,you gotta show up late

Cool guys always show up late

The teacher might smack you and player hate

But don’t worry bro,

You can hit her with a tater tot!

Tater tots are great weapons and great food!

Put them in your pocket for lunchtime,dude

But they get your pocket all hecka greasy!

Cafeteria pizza will make you queasy!

Being a freshman is totally fresh,man!

Ditch class,punch bullies,throw em’ in a trash can!

If a teacher fails you,don’t get mad!

Just go home and whine about it to your dad!

There isn’t such thing as being a bully!

That’s just called,being a moron!

Step up to the bully,grab his beans!

And give em’ a great big pinch!

I once pinched a bully’s beans so hard

They fell,on the ground!

He cried like a big dumb baby

As I kicked him all around!

His doctors tried to sew his beans back on

But they just couldn’t do it!

Cause I broke into the operating room

Grabbed a sack,and I threw it!(into his mom’s mouth!)

Being a freshman is totally fresh,man

Ditch class,punch bullies,throw em’ in a trash can

If a teacher tries to fail you,don’t get mad!

Just go home and whine about it to your dad!

Doing good in class and paying attention is for LOSERS!

I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teachers hooters

But I still get A’s in every class,wanna know how?

Cause I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat! Let us show you now!

You hide in a plant for a couple of hours

Till everyone’s gone away

Then sneak to the computer,use cool hacks

And change all your grades!

Just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night

Try blinding him with your big flashlight

Then beat him to death,with a big chalk stick!

And kick him repeatedly in his big long

Being a freshman is totally fresh,man

Ditch class,punch bullies,throw em’ in a trash can

If a teacher tries to fail you,don’t get mad

Just go home and whine about it to your dad!

Being a freshman is totally fresh,man

Ditch class,punch bullies,throw em’ in a trash can!

If a teacher tries to fail you don’t get mad

Just go home and whine about it to your dad!

Middle school is not a place for fun

It’s a place for meeting girls and scoring digits son!

So never do homework and always ditch

And that’s how you survive middle school!

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